tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-144747592009-02-21T10:44:16.843-05:00We tamed Razorgore the Untamed. We plowed Vaelastraz the Corrupted. Yet the Gate will not open. OR WILL IT?Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1136328185965233672006-01-03T17:41:00.000-05:002006-01-03T17:43:05.976-05:00Will be updating Horde/Alliance status here when I remember to so you can check at work and fap to it under your desk.<br />--------------<br /><br />HORDE:<br />Copper: 1240 / 90000<br />Tin: 700 / 22000<br />Mithril: 1300 / 18000<br /><br />Peacebloom: 700 / 96000<br />Firebloom: 580 / 19000<br />Purple Lotus: 720 / 26000<br /><br />Heavy Leather: 250 / 60000<br />Thick Leather: 1140 / 80000<br />Rugged Leather: 1260 / 60000<br /><br />Wool Bandages: 520 / 250000<br />Mageweave Bandages: 4320 / 250000<br />Runecloth Bandages: 6300 / 400000<br /><br />Lean Wolf Steaks: 0 / 10000<br />Spotted Yellowtail: 100 / 17000<br />Baked Salmon: 0 / 10000<br /><br />---------<br /><br />ALLIANCE:<br /><br />Copper Bars: 1420 / 90000<br />Iron Bars: 640 / 28000<br />Thorium Bars: 1880 / 24000<br /><br />Stranglekelp: 320 / 33000<br />Purple Lotus: 320 / 26000<br />Arthas' Tears: 460 / 20000<br /><br />Light Leather: 1140 / 180000<br />Medium Leather: 860 / 110000<br />Thick Leather: 2200 / 80000<br /><br />Linen Bandages: 2340 / 800000<br />Silk Bandages: 3480 / 600000<br />Runecloth Bandages: 8740 / 400000<br /><br />Rainbow Fin Albacore: 140 / 14000<br />Roast Raptor: 40 / 20000<br />Spotted Yellowtail: 140 / 17000<br /><br />GET TO WORK<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-113632818596523367?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1126883721852990052005-09-16T11:13:00.000-04:002005-09-16T11:15:21.856-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/1600/nefarian.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/400/nefarian.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Not pictured: (From Chat Log)<br />You apply KY Jelly to your butthole.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112688372185299005?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1126286873727534582005-09-09T13:23:00.000-04:002005-09-09T13:27:53.733-04:00With the gate open we discovered that the real gate was in our own minds. Can I ever live up to my former glory? Those unimpeachable days in Norrath when no one ever suggested our methods were anything less than pristine? When I swam in a sea of nubile virgins eager to be regaled with tales of Vulak'Aerr and Phara Dar?<br /><br />No. And here I must confess - this picture is testament to the depths to which we have sunk. I present to you, my loyal reader, the secret to success - our recipe for sploitastrophe.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/1600/razorsploits.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/400/razorsploits.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112628687372753458?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1122346958324945812005-07-25T23:01:00.000-04:002005-07-25T23:23:22.486-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/1600/5-25-05.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/400/5-25-05.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />We were victorious - the way was open, at last! - and then he struck.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/1600/karielspam.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/400/karielspam.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />None survived.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112234695832494581?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121403762310057322005-07-15T01:01:00.000-04:002005-07-15T01:02:42.313-04:00The gate has acquiesced to other guilds who got to it before the Razorgore hotfix, but has manifested itself to us in the form of the 5 second cooldown on Destroy Egg and the entire clusterfuck encounter itself. I stand defeated, again.<br /><br />Greater Polymorph, however, is the best spell ever.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/1600/icariumsquirrel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/400/icariumsquirrel.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112140376231005732?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121383701340764152005-07-14T19:26:00.000-04:002005-07-14T19:28:21.343-04:00Is all really well in Azeroth? This picture surfaced of a guild who killed Vaelastrasz today, after the hotfix:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Manatra-Doorclosed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Manatra-Doorclosed.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112138370134076415?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121344930076842212005-07-14T08:41:00.000-04:002005-07-14T19:29:49.263-04:00Well, well, well..<br /><blockquote><span class="blue">"Since players entering this dungeon had to face these undesirable circumstances, we've reset all player's associated Blackwing Lair raid IDs, meaning everyone may enter the dungeon with a fresh start for the week. Good luck!"</span></blockquote><br />-Eyonix<br /><br />I guess we'll never know =/<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112134493007684221?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121322818530424292005-07-14T02:32:00.000-04:002005-07-14T02:33:38.533-04:00The ploy failed. The gates remain closed to us. I feel like a part of me has died this night. Some piece of my heart has gone cold forever.<br /><br />Gate Status: Closed.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112132281853042429?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121322034795156992005-07-14T02:18:00.000-04:002005-07-14T02:34:54.966-04:00During our banishment, Murr has been deep in study. So deep, that he can be oblivious to the orcs hitting him in the back of the head when he stealths in a stupid spot. While he took to studying, I took to guarding.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2435/1311/1600/MurrDefense1.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2435/1311/320/MurrDefense1.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2435/1311/1600/MurrDefense.jpg"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112132203479515699?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Vitaehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07472086697045518128noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121321406844373592005-07-14T02:08:00.000-04:002005-07-14T02:13:56.583-04:00We were banished from the zone by the will of our superiors in the hopes that a zone reset would compel the gate to open itself and reveal the glitzy loot-filled bowels of the lair.<br /><br />I took to studying the entrance orb to see if it would reveal any secrets.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/1600/208am.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/320/208am.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112132140684437359?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121320117048247992005-07-14T01:45:00.000-04:002005-07-14T02:14:37.940-04:00No change. I feel like I'm back in 'Nam again, locked up in that Vietcong cell with nothing but my memories and Handgela to console me. Ah, Handgela, where would I be without you?<br /><br />Gate status: The way is shut.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112132011704824799?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121319787256980642005-07-14T01:41:00.000-04:002005-07-14T02:16:59.410-04:00The world is closing in on me. There are forces here that seek to prevent this mystery from being uncovered.<br /><br />Status<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2435/1311/1600/Blurred.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2435/1311/320/Blurred.jpg" border="0" /></a>: Closed.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112131978725698064?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Vitaehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07472086697045518128noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121319404626063942005-07-14T01:35:00.000-04:002005-07-14T01:37:44.383-04:00Attempts to sneak under the gate have not succeeded. Hope flickers, but remains.<br /><br />Status: Closed. <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2435/1311/1600/WoWScrnShot_071405_012542.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2435/1311/320/WoWScrnShot_071405_012542.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112131940462606394?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Vitaehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07472086697045518128noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121318545248750262005-07-14T01:22:00.000-04:002005-07-14T02:12:53.640-04:00Efforts to trigger an opening by lighting torches has met with failure. Hope still remains though.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112131854524875026?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Vitaehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07472086697045518128noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121318234454631382005-07-14T01:16:00.000-04:002005-07-14T01:17:14.456-04:00Status: Closed<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/1600/115pm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2101/1311/320/115pm.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112131823445463138?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14474759.post-1121317007802640172005-07-14T00:51:00.000-04:002005-07-14T00:56:47.806-04:00Gate still closed.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14474759-112131700780264017?l=fohgatewatch.blogspot.com'/></div>Murrrrrrrrrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02706046270387418047noreply@blogger.com1