Dragonspawned

Not pictured: (From Chat Log)
You apply KY Jelly to your butthole.

We're shadows of our former selves..

With the gate open we discovered that the real gate was in our own minds. Can I ever live up to my former glory? Those unimpeachable days in Norrath when no one ever suggested our methods were anything less than pristine? When I swam in a sea of nubile virgins eager to be regaled with tales of Vulak'Aerr and Phara Dar?

No. And here I must confess - this picture is testament to the depths to which we have sunk. I present to you, my loyal reader, the secret to success - our recipe for sploitastrophe.