Hyjal Status

Will be updating Horde/Alliance status here when I remember to so you can check at work and fap to it under your desk.
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HORDE:
Copper: 1240 / 90000
Tin: 700 / 22000
Mithril: 1300 / 18000

Peacebloom: 700 / 96000
Firebloom: 580 / 19000
Purple Lotus: 720 / 26000

Heavy Leather: 250 / 60000
Thick Leather: 1140 / 80000
Rugged Leather: 1260 / 60000

Wool Bandages: 520 / 250000
Mageweave Bandages: 4320 / 250000
Runecloth Bandages: 6300 / 400000

Lean Wolf Steaks: 0 / 10000
Spotted Yellowtail: 100 / 17000
Baked Salmon: 0 / 10000

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ALLIANCE:

Copper Bars: 1420 / 90000
Iron Bars: 640 / 28000
Thorium Bars: 1880 / 24000

Stranglekelp: 320 / 33000
Purple Lotus: 320 / 26000
Arthas' Tears: 460 / 20000

Light Leather: 1140 / 180000
Medium Leather: 860 / 110000
Thick Leather: 2200 / 80000

Linen Bandages: 2340 / 800000
Silk Bandages: 3480 / 600000
Runecloth Bandages: 8740 / 400000

Rainbow Fin Albacore: 140 / 14000
Roast Raptor: 40 / 20000
Spotted Yellowtail: 140 / 17000

GET TO WORK

Dragonspawned

Not pictured: (From Chat Log)
You apply KY Jelly to your butthole.

We're shadows of our former selves..

With the gate open we discovered that the real gate was in our own minds. Can I ever live up to my former glory? Those unimpeachable days in Norrath when no one ever suggested our methods were anything less than pristine? When I swam in a sea of nubile virgins eager to be regaled with tales of Vulak'Aerr and Phara Dar?

No. And here I must confess - this picture is testament to the depths to which we have sunk. I present to you, my loyal reader, the secret to success - our recipe for sploitastrophe.

Day 15 - The Promised Land

We were victorious - the way was open, at last! - and then he struck.












None survived.

Day 3 - 1:01 A.M.

The gate has acquiesced to other guilds who got to it before the Razorgore hotfix, but has manifested itself to us in the form of the 5 second cooldown on Destroy Egg and the entire clusterfuck encounter itself. I stand defeated, again.

Greater Polymorph, however, is the best spell ever.

Day 2 - 7:26 P.M.

Is all really well in Azeroth? This picture surfaced of a guild who killed Vaelastrasz today, after the hotfix:

Day 2 - 8:41 A.M.

Well, well, well..

"Since players entering this dungeon had to face these undesirable circumstances, we've reset all player's associated Blackwing Lair raid IDs, meaning everyone may enter the dungeon with a fresh start for the week. Good luck!"

-Eyonix

I guess we'll never know =/

2:32 A.M.

The ploy failed. The gates remain closed to us. I feel like a part of me has died this night. Some piece of my heart has gone cold forever.

Gate Status: Closed.

2:16 A.M.

During our banishment, Murr has been deep in study. So deep, that he can be oblivious to the orcs hitting him in the back of the head when he stealths in a stupid spot. While he took to studying, I took to guarding.

2:08 A.M.

We were banished from the zone by the will of our superiors in the hopes that a zone reset would compel the gate to open itself and reveal the glitzy loot-filled bowels of the lair.

I took to studying the entrance orb to see if it would reveal any secrets.

1:45 A.M.

No change. I feel like I'm back in 'Nam again, locked up in that Vietcong cell with nothing but my memories and Handgela to console me. Ah, Handgela, where would I be without you?

Gate status: The way is shut.

1:41 A.M.

The world is closing in on me. There are forces here that seek to prevent this mystery from being uncovered.

Status: Closed.

1:33 A.M.

Attempts to sneak under the gate have not succeeded. Hope flickers, but remains.

Status: Closed.

1:22 A.M.

Efforts to trigger an opening by lighting torches has met with failure. Hope still remains though.

1:16 A.M.

Status: Closed

12:56 A.M.

Gate still closed.